The Master Plan

So today, we were perusing the interweb and came across some witty blogs. They were comparing cheap digital watches and talking about the differences between horses and dog, and we all had a good laugh.

Unfortunately, we aren't particularly humorous or clever. Most of our jokes can't be posted online, in case somewhere down the line we are applying for a job and our boss Googles our name, or our parents or girlfriends happen to actually read the info section on facebook and click on some long forgotten link, all of which would lead them to here: the opus magnum, the whole summum bonum, the zenith, the pinnacle of our ever dwindling college careers.

We need this to be as epic as a Titanic sequel, where they bring up the sunken ship, rebuild it into a space ship, and crash it into an asteroid while fighting ghosts and aliens; it needs to be as clever as someone with a British accent saying.....well, saying pretty much anything; it needs to touch you like....well, we we're going to say Michael Jackson, but again, keeping it appropriate. How 'bout the power to move you? That's telekinesis, Kyle.

In essence, this blog is a forum in which we, meaning Jon, Alex, Baird and Tijs, can write down something that hopefully will make you laugh, will make us look really funny and interesting, and maybe even something memorable and clever enough that we can unabashedly link it in our facebook status.

We hope you enjoy.